seo + websites
You need a good site that acts like an automated salesman for you, and you need people to find it. That’s where we come in. We’re like cocaine for your brand, if cocaine was good for you, that is.
Here’s what we’re gonna do for your website and visibility:
seo + websites = you looking like a stud.
FIRST, YOU NEED A WEBSITE THAT DOESN’T MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO KICK SEVERAL PUPPIES.
Those poor, innocent puppies. How could you? A good website needs to check all the boxes on a list that’s a mile long; that’s what you have us for. This is the foundation for your brand visibility online.
NEXT, YOU NEED SEO THAT MAKES YOU EASIER TO FIND THAN BODY ODOR AT COMICON.
SEO is simple, but it isn’t easy. It’s a recipe that requires a ton of time, lots of foundational knowledge, and a sprinkle of cinnamon (that’s us). Shit breaks, your SEO needs updates; that’s our job, don’t you worry about it.
LASTLY, WE’LL MAINTAIN ALL THE BORING STUFF FOR YOU SO YOU CAN JUST ENJOY THE BENEFITS.
A good site and SEO help your business print money. We’ll take care of the technical mumbo jumbo, you take care of cashing checks. Enjoy a mojito from your next vacation in the Bahamas for us, will you?
Here’s what that looks like for you.
we come in like a wrecking ball.
We’re gonna make like John C. Reilly and wreck it. Most sites need an entire overhaul, but don’t worry; if your site already has some parts that work for you, we’ll just break the other stuff.
the phoenix rises from the ashes.
Or a caterpillar in a cocoon, except a phoenix is like, 50x cooler than that. We’ll build you a better site with copy, UX/UI, and technical SEO that make people spend.
your brand gets plastic surgery.
Whoa, is that the same brand? It is, but with a bigger chest. Get ready for all the attention, because it’s coming your way. Prepare your DMs for all the sugar daddies trying to treat you right.
Once the site’s all set…
SEO is a long game, so we monitor all the metrics and drop a big fat report right in your inbox once a month so you can monitor how everything’s going. Our Content + Social drives a lot of SEO, and you’ll be able to see those results on a near-daily basis.